Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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