i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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