My sheets look like a crime scene.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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