I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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