Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
