I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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