One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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