haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
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