just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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