Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
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We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Is Oprah even human
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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