I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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