i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
