hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
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I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
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I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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