white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
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