we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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