shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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