I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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