He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
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GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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