this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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