her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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