new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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