she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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