Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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