i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
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I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
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I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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