you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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