i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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