Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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