You surviving the open bar?
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and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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