is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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