my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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