I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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