He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You made out with two different species that night
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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