Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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