Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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