I heard we made out
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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