i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
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I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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