How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
My vagina just recognized that song.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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