I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
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There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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