Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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