We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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