i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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