I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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