Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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