I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I have feelings that need drinking.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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