You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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