i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
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Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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