Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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