whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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