he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
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Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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