i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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