I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
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I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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