it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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