is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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