Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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